Tuesday, 13 March 2007

Sacrosot Stained Windows 2.0

Sacrosoft borns to donate to the chistian comunity an operating system and a pack of software, that represents a secure and full of spiritual richness environment for computing.

To fulfill all this objetives, Sacrosoft presents the new edition of its operating system Stained Windows. Its name want to pay homage to the christian catedrals.

Stained Windows 2.0 is not an evolution from the older version, we don't believe in evolution. It is a new operating system, written down by our creator directly from the scratch in six days (the seventh one He takes a break and goes to the beach).

Let's explain the surprises of the new version of the Sacrosoft Stained Windows operating system, by talking about its main components:

Sacrosoft God'sWord 2.0: The new version includes an assistant to sermon creation, with a wide template selection ordered by subject.
Sacrosoft God'sAccess 2.0: Includes a database with the most important Bible passages, with more than 200 indexes.
Sacrosoft God'sExcel 2.0: Glorify God in your daily work, forget the old pie, bar or line charts and use the new charts with wafers, candles or rosaries.
Sacrosoft God'sMessenger 2.0: With this new tool we will be able to confess on-line, thanks to its modern cryptographic engine; and also to share experiences with other christians.
Sacrosoft Media Prayer 2.0: This software edition allow us to attend to on-line Mass, and to use its Karaoke for religious songs.

It is possible to install peripherals easily and perfectly, thanks to divine mediation, through the new Plug and Pray technology.

The free software fans are not forgotten, because Sacrosoft also prepares a Christian distribution of the Linux operating system, called Cristalinux.

Sunday, 11 March 2007

Saying hello

An old joke about engineers says that, given a glass half full, to the optimist, the glass is half full, to the pessimist, the glass is half empty, and to the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. This is the kind of ideas you could find in this blog, you are alerted.

First of all, sorry for my little english, but it is the only one I have. If you understand spanish, please go to the main blog: Ideas de ingeniero